Yahoo & MSN together at last...

This one is just too funny and stupidly improbable on so many levels...


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: YAHOO&MSN LOTTERY
Date: 5 Mar 2008 23:42
Subject: Winning number-------YM09788
To:


YAHOO&MSN LOTTERY
Incoperation,
Baley House, Har Road,
Sutton, Greater London,
SM1 4te,United Kingdom.

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money
of (£500,000.00) Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds
Sterlings for the Month of march 3rd, 2008.
Lottery Promotion Which Is Organized By YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY
INC & WINDOWS LIVE.

YAHOO&MSN MICROSOFT WINDOWS, Collects all the E-mail addresses of
the people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed
to Yahoo and Hotmail we only select five people every Month as our
winners through electronic balloting System without the winner
applying,we congratulate you for being one of the people selected.

PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM
You are to contact your Claims Agent on or before your date of
Claim, Winners Shall be paid in accordance with his/her Settlement
Centre.
YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY Prize must be claimed no later than 15
days from date of Draw Notification after the Draw date in which Prize
has won.
Any prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited.You are to
keep your Claims Confidential to yourself alone.

These are your identification numbers:
Batch number----------YM 09102XN
Reff number------------YM35447XN
Winning number-------YM09788
These numbers fall within your Location file,you are requested to
contact EVENTS AGENT MANAGER,send your winning identification numbers
to them at this contact address below.

(CONTACT EVENTS AGENT MANAGER)
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NAME:.....................................
AGE:........................................
SEX:........................................
ADDRESS:...............................
EMAIL:....................................
PHONE:...................................
OCCUPATION:.........................
COMPANY:..............................
NEXT OF KIN...........................
STATE......................................
COUNTRY:................................
NATIONALITY............................
Fiduciary Agent:(Sir) Larry Moore.
E-Mail :sirlarrymoore@hotmail.com

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CONGRATULATION ONCE AGAIN FROM UNITED KINGDOM MICROSOFT PROMO BOARD
FROM : MRS FLOSE BROWN.

(Public Relations Officer. BRITISH EMBASSY)