Thursday, 9 October 2008

... and Finish with Less

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From: CARE Biz
Date: 2008/10/8
Subject: How To Start With Nothing...
To: xxx


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Short and Sweet

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From: ATM CARD2008!
Date: 2008/10/7
Subject: Beneficiary(ATM-822)
To: info@atm.ng


The Nigeria ATMcard payment centre hereby notify you as the beneficiary of £1,000,000.00GBP.Contact Dr.Daniel Watac.Email:atmcardcentre08@gmail.com

Nothing to report?

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From:
Date: 2008/10/8
Subject:
To:

YAHOO FINANCIAL PROMOTION SCAM

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From: YAHOO FINANCIAL PROMOTION
Date: 2008/10/8
Subject: Dear Esteemed Winner
To: undisclosed-recipients


Dear Esteemed Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the YAHOO! International
Promotions Program held on the 6th of October 2008. Your e-mail
address attached to ticket number 883734657492-5319 with serial number
7263- 267, batch number 8254297137 drew the lucky numbers 14-22-28-37-40-44
which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been
approved for a lump sum pay out of £1,000,000.00 (i.e One Million
United Kingdom Pounds) in cash credited to file
REF:YAHOO6/315116127/27.


To file for your claims you are to contact our REMMITANCE DIRECTOR for
furtherinfomation and details as regarding your winning.You are hereby
advised to provide our claims department with the following
information:
(1)REF Number
(2)Batch number
(3)Winning Email Address
(4)Full Names
(5)Address
(6)Next Of Kin
(7)Contact
(8)Phone Number
(9)Present Occupation
(10)Mode of claim of price (1)Bank Transfer

SIR.HENRY TURNEL (REMMITANCE DIRECTOR)
EMAIL: promofinancial_dept190@yahoo.com.hk
Tel: +44 70457 44763
Mrs. Sherrell Barber (Zonal Coordinator)

Note:
- All claims are nullified after 14 working days from today.
- Do inform the claims officer of any change of Names, Address and
Email.
- All winners under the age of 18 are automatically disqualified.

World Bank Promo Scam

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Mrs. Linda Kershaw
Date: 2008/10/9
Subject: CONTACT FEDEX COURIER EXPRESS
To: undisclosed-recipients



--
Greetings!!!

We the management and staff of World Bank Promo have your email address as
a winner in our annual email ballotting promotion and have deposited a
certified Bank draft of 800.000.00 United States Dollars with the
FedExCourier Company for collection, but we did not hear from you since
that time.

I traveled out of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will not come
back till end of December 2008.

What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX COURIER COMPANY as soon
aspossible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of
theExpiring date. For your information, we have paid for the delivery
Charges,Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque
showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in
your Country.

The only charges you will send to the FEDEX COURIER COMPANY to deliver
yourDraft direct to your postal Address in your country is ( 150 ) Dollars
only being payment for Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company . Again,
don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except 150 USD Dollars
as stipulated by the company.
We would have payed, but they said no because they don't know when you will
contact them and in case of any demurrage.

You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER COMPANY now for the delivery of your
Draft with this information below:

Send the following details highlighted below for reconfirmation:

1. FULL NAME
2. DELIVERY ADDRESS
3. PHONE NUMBER

The above informations should be sent to:

Name:Mr: Humprey Hill
Status: FedEx Dispatch Director
Email Address: fedexcourier01@vista.aero
Phone Number: +2348051471138

Finally, make sure that you re-confirm your Postal address(s) and Direct
telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery after
payment and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track
your package over there and know when it will get to your address that you
would provide.However,try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail
to avoid any further delay and remember to send them their Security Keeping
fee of only 150 US Dollars for their
immediate action.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Linda Kershaw
SECRETARY

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

Obnoxious Twat

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From: Cash Stack
Date: 2008/10/7
Subject: Anyone in Any Country can do this!
To:




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Which Organ is he?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: ALAN ORGAN & ASSOCIATES
Date: 2008/10/6
Subject: Acknowledge the Reciept of This Email Immediately
To: undisclosed-recipients




ALAN ORGAN & ASSOCIATES
E-mail: allanorgan@gmail.com
Address: 33 Bedford Row
London WC1R 4JH, England
ALAN ORGAN & ASSOCIATES
LONDON - UK.

Attention

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late
Engr.Jürgen Krügger. I once again try to notify you as my
earlier letter was returned undelivered. I wish to notify you that late
Engr. Jürgen Krügger made you a beneficiary to his WILL.

He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars
(USD$30,100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.
This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true.

Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the
past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends
abroad who wished you good. Engr. Jürgen Krügger until his death was a
member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic &
Electrical Engineers.

According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and
to help the poor and the needy in our society.
Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon
as possible to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no
distant time. Note: You are advice to contact me with my personal email
address:
Email: allanorgan@gmail.com

I await your prompt response.

Yours in Service,
BARRISTER ALAN ORGAN.
PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh, Barrister Markus Wolfgang, Mr.
John Marvey Esq, Mr. Jerry Smith Esq

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